“Is that post about me!?!”

“Wait, who is (s)he talking about?”

“Why the hell are they telling everyone that!?!”

“Damn…I can’t bitch about them without it being really awkward…”

P.S. I read into things far too much and always wonder if posts that seemingly relevant to my life are directed towards me…sometimes I’m right though…which makes it harder to stop my mind from assuming it’s me when it probably isn’t…