ManDate for the win! My friend Easton and I hung out today, saw 30 Minutes of Less which was really funny. Some parts are really stupid and not as funny as they were supposed to be, but a lot of it is pretty good. Then we did some laser tag, and resorted to facebook to recruit some extras, Shawn being one of two. They just redid the whole place and have new packs and stuff and it’s really nice. 4 hours of laser tag is awesome. There were a lot of people though and only two groups. This means more games, but also more crowded. I got annoyed by the number of people (every corner you got attacked by three people, often times I shot them all ‘cause I’m a boss, but it got boring). As a result I just let myself go for the last like two hours. I went and hit the bases and stuff, but did a model strut, a hunchback walk, a dance, a tribal type dance, some singing, some skipping, some walking while squatting, anything that came to mind. During all of this I was in the top 15 (about halfway, which means I was still beating a lot of people who were TRYING!). I got so saddened by these terrible people that I started galloping around with my gun held to my forehead shouting “I’m a unicorn! I shoot rainbows from my horn!” and “Can you believe I’m sober!?!” and “All I want is to be loved!” and talking in an Irish accent. It was hilarious and everyone there thinks I’m insane, but I’m totally cool with that! It was a great time.