i-am-puer-aeternus:

This is perfection.

THIS!!!

fleeckr:

(by Yosigo)

This is random, but when I saw this on my radar, I clicked it, and then started searching for waldo…

You know when you see two of your friends whispering about something and hey won’t tell you what it was about? And you know when you can tell it was something serious because one of the friends is clearly very down and maybe scared about it? And all you want to do is help? And (s)he clearly wants to tell you, but doesn’t want to hurt the other friend so they stay silent and sad?

Well, after a couple weeks or so I think most people forget the incident. I however have remembered it for like two months, and still don’t know what happened. I’m concerned about both people involved, especially since one of them is my girlfriend. I randomly remember it at least once a day and it nags at me. We have zero secrets between us, except for that one and it’s REALLY annoying, and part of me feels separated because of it. I’m sure she has forgotten about it, but I can’t. I’ve “tried” to forget, but my mind just wont let it go. I hate this feeling! Gah!

I suppose I should talk to her about it, but I don’t want her to betray our other friend’s trust. It’s not fair of me to put my girlfriend in that kind of a position. It’s really not fair of the friend to put my girlfriend and I in this position, but that doesn’t change things. What should I do?

Everyone should be happy tonight. It’s a very good night to be happy!

charcoal-heart:

thegestianpoet:

hiorion:

oh-delial:

SO

my chem prof has this weird thing for david hasslehoff

and he played this video

at the beginning of lecture today

along with clips from the abyss, fight club, the rock (nic cage looool), and the fantastic four

just watch this ok I swera to god it will be worht your time

why am I crying oh my god

this is truly frightening

GOLD!

(via lauramoonshoes)

I enjoy laughing at people’s perceptions of themselves, especially those that think they are The Shit or that believe themselves superior to others.

Because we are crazy and screwed up, and all have our own preferences. I don’t like drugs or alcohol, but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to. We probably won’t get along amazingly, but do what you want. You’re better at being you and I’m better at being me. The only real ways to be less of a person in my view is to not be yourself, or to try making someone else not themselves. But you should never assume yourself to be superior to anyone else.

hydrophobic-blogger:

donttakemykindnessforweakness:

you’d need a poke flute to wake me up once I sleep on this

WANT

…my face when I say this should have been seen…

(via thatonegingerkid)

how to let a guy be a gentleman…

Like seriously, I’m practically getting cock-blocked by my own girlfriend because she doesn’t understand when something is a sweet and enjoyable thing that a good boyfriend does.

Examples include:

Picking her up for MY family dinner tomorrow:
-She asked her mom to bring her.

Giving her my sweatshirt:
-She laughed at me and refused it assuming I just didn’t want it and wouldn’t be convinced otherwise.

Presenting her an adorable stuffed kitty with big adorable eyes:
-Says it’s super creepy and buys a nearly identical elephant. Then to make me feel better claims the elephant is creepy too…

Open door for her:
Breaks stride to avoid door I opened. (This one stopped though)

Why is so hard to be a gentleman and a good boyfriend. 

That’ll be all…goodnight

It sucks to overhear someone whisper something to your stressed out girlfriend, and to not be allowed to know what it is. I dislike secrets, especially when it feels likes she is stressing over it, because then I can’t help…Fuck.